Right, mine would be absolutely mental. Full 48V Victron setup obviously — LiFePO4 battery bank the size of a garden shed, easily 100kWh+. None of this penny-pinching with usable capacity.
Solar array covering every south-facing surface plus a decent chunk of the barn roof. We're talking 15-20kW of panels because why not. Throw in a proper wind turbine as backup — one of the good German ones, not some cheap eBay disaster.
Dual inverters for redundancy, MPPT controllers on everything, battery management that's basically overkill. Honestly just have Victron monitoring everything with colour screens the size of tablets in every room.
Heating? Ground source heat pump running off the battery. Hot water from solar thermal AND an air source backup. Never think about energy bills again.
The fun bit — full automation. Everything linked to Home Assistant. Batteries charge during cheap rate hours (hypothetically), load-shift automatically, solar diverted to immersion heater when it's sunny. Just set it and forget it.
And because money's no object, redundancy everywhere. Second battery bank offsite. Backup gennie that runs biodiesel. Multiple inverters so a failure doesn't kill the whole system.
What about you lot? Anyone else fantasising about battery banks that actually give you headroom instead of constantly monitoring state of charge at 85%? Or going full mad scientist with some exotic setup?