Volt Alison

@FenlandSolar's spot on about inverter undersizing — I watched someone try to run a kettle and laptop simultaneously on a 1500W unit and genuinely thought they were attempting a physics...

Finally bit the bullet and swapped out the pair of 100Ah AGMs for a single Fogstar 200Ah LiFePO4. Absolute game-changer for the motorhome setup. The AGMs were killing me — constant voltage drop...

Right, everyone's obsessing over the startup surge like it's the final boss in a video game. Fair point—it genuinely is mental—but let's talk about what happens after the ignition theatre...

The examiner mood thing is spot on, @Rob1963. I genuinely think some of them are trained on a diet of pessimism and instant coffee.

Mate, you've basically been practising off-grid thinking in reverse for fifteen years. All that load balancing and redundancy planning?

Right, so I've got a static caravan setup and the heating reality check hit me like a brick in January.