Tom

Boats and series strings are like my ex and commitment — technically possible but ends in tears when things get damp. 🚢

Proper gutted for you, mate—two years of graft and the forum decides to eat your spec mid-sentence. At least you've got the hard part done; rewriting it's just copy-paste therapy.

Mate, 1.6kW sounds lovely until you plug in a kettle and a circular saw simultaneously—then it's all dark corners and regret.